I just got off the phone with a woman whose husband has made the
infamous "it's me or the dog" threat. I assured her that I would put
the word out there for her right away. I'm confident a loving,
permanent home can be found for this poor fellow. So, here goes.
FREE TO GOOD HOME:
Male, age 38, however he sometimes can act just like a two year old,
throwing hissy fits if he doesn't get his own way.
Prefers women, but if the "right" guy came along, who knows?
His favorite foods are pizza and beer - REAL beer, not light beer. Will
get an attitude if you mention that real beer will make him look =
pregnant.
Messy. Loud. Knows some tricks, such as the quarterback dance.
Can be obnoxious at times. Is VERY possessive of the remote control.
If you try and touch it, he will snarl and growl.
Can be very sweet and loving at other times, especially if he wants
something.
Never abused or neglected. Not a bad sort, really, owner just can't
live with the drama anymore.
If you're interested, shipping is an option, but you pay for First Class
- sorry, I told you he was dramatic. He does not have a crate, but
comes with his own recliner and TV tray.