| "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went." | - Will Rogers |
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| "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and
love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the
best deal man has ever made" | - M. Facklam |
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| "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite
unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix
love and hate." | - Sigmund Freud
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| "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his
tail instead of his tongue." | - Anonymous
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| "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep
abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing
all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are
especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." | - Dave Barry
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| "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog." | - Franklin P. Jones
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| "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." | - Unknown
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"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us
peeing in his water bowl." | - Penny Ward Moser
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down." | - Robert Benchley
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"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room
furniture, unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation." | - Fran Lebowitz
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird religious cult." | - Rita Rudner
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| "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents
a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." |
- Joe Weinstein
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"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful." | - Ann Landers
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"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face." | - Ben Williams
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself." | - Josh Billings
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"The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person." | - Andrew A. Rooney
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"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend;
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." | - Groucho Marx
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"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here
we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul --
chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters
on
earth!" | -Anne Tyler
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"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons." | - James Thurber
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea." | - Robert A. Heinlein
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